Social Networking websites are interesting. They all claim to be the bestest, easiest and funnest way to connect with friends, colleagues, fans, devotees, wannabe fraands, stalkers, nymphomaniacs, spammers and if all those weren’t enough some unfortunate ones manage to connect with their family members too!

It all started when Orkut first burst one the scene claiming to be the best thing ever since sex. For those of you who are yet to experience the overrated chore, I can tell you from experience that Orkut has got nothing on sex, however if you are lucky Orkut might get you some.

Requests from my fans flooding my inbox forced me to get on to Orkut, where obviously my fame spread quickly around the world, especially in Brazil from where I even started receiving phone numbers and marriage proposals from women, and sometimes men too. My growing popularity on Orkut meant it was consuming too much of my time hence upon a friends recommendation I moved to a new thing called Facebook.

Facebook had burst upon the scene claiming to be the best thing since Orkut. They werent completely wrong. It was lot more safe and secure and spammers hadn’t discovered it yet. This was on place I could peacefully interact with a few people I knew and I liked it.

Ever since I moved to Facebook I accepted friends requests very carefully. Only the best of the best fans were allowed to the honor of having me in their friends list. Which technically means that most the people who are on my friends list know me quite well right? Wrong.

I recently received umpteenth email from some thing called compare friends which told me that my fans have been comparing me with their friends and pleaded me to check my rankings.

Lets take a look at and discuss some of the crap it threw up at me. Here are the top 25:

WTF?

Someone beat me at craziness? One of my fans must have MJ on their friends list.
Better Catch….hmm…well looks like you people finally do accept that I am an amazingly amazing guy.
Better at Science? really? Hmm. Good thing my college grades are a secret then.
Well next 2 are fairly obvious but WTF? 2 people beat me at smartness? Whom did you compare me to? Homer Simpson?

Better dancer? WTF? Either you guys have a great sense of humor or you have been lucky enough to have never seen me dance! Ask Jingle Belle or go read what happened when she invited me to Christmas Ball 😛

More Fashionable….umm well yea OCTSD does have some fringe benefits you see.
funnier, can drink more, blah blah, isnt that obvious from my blog?
More likely to win in a fight? WTF! Hello? I am yet to date a woman who weighs less than me!
More likely to skip class…..dammit! This is what happens when you add people from college. %$^$&^^$^%$%$^#

Better Singer than 3 people???? Hahahhahaha. Oh wait. I did go to a college with large number of Deaf students. And I can tell you they couldnt sing for sure!

More loyal….just 3 out of 6….dammit! I am not really a casanova I tell you!
Kinder 3 out of 8…well I guess I deserve it for being an offender.

Ah well thats all till I get time to write a real post.

PS: My baby has been resurrected 😀