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7 am *Tring Tring* *Tring Tring* *Tring Tring* “Hello” ”Wake Up!” And so it began. Bunny Singh, who has been in Delhi working as a slave for past few months, thought it would be a good idea to wake me up at 7. She was so excited to get her shoes, i mean to meet me that she couldn’t wait till I woke up. Yes her shoes, I will get to that in a bit. So she was going to get off work early and Continue reading →

As the day 3 dawned, it dawned up on me that Niks and his family were leaving for Jaipur. So I packed my shit, by which i mena clothes and stuff, back in to the suitcase. Ok “packed” is not appropriate so let’s replace it with stuffed. I was supposed to stay with my dear friend and college room mate, lets call him Baba. So I woke up the fucker and asked for his address. Niks had called up a Cab company so a car Continue reading →

It was a typical frigid Delhi winter morning and I was tucked away comfortably under *two* comforters. Cocooned in the warmth I was sleeping like a Sean. Then suddenly Zach started yelling in to my right ear, “Wake Up!” again and again and again. WTF? Shut up already! And just in case that wasn’t enough, Morello kept pounding his guitar riffs against my eardrums while Commerford with his booming bass and Brad with his thrashing drums tried to frighten my sleep away. Ah, I finally Continue reading →

  Statutory Warning : This Post is *NOT* going to be funny. I cannot make fun of NJ’s wedding dammit! So finally the plane took off and I was on my way to Dilli. Things seemed to be getting better. I had aisle seat, I had plenty leg room, there was just one person in my row and he didn’t need any loo breaks, the airhostess was cute and the food I bought wasn’t too bad. Hell even the plane landing was amazingly smooth. Un-fucking-believable! Continue reading →

So as you may know, or not, I was in Delhi for 4 days and whether you care, or not, I am going to blog about it. Its my blog dammit! So you better start caring or I will kick you off it, Ok? Now that we are clear on that lets proceed. So I went to Delhi. Why? None of your business! But I will tell you any way. It was NJ’s wedding! Who is NJ? WTF! You read my blog and you don’t Continue reading →